Nimbus

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Nope, this isn't another sex & the sandorian post (though I WISH it fuckin was ><  ) . Life has an intresting way of making ya think...... in yer pants.

Anyway, yesterday, after level grindin' with a GREAT group (which included the hero of Jeuno [spanki..... read origins and you'll know who he is] and my brother in arms, Ichnach) I return home to sandy and hop a ship to Jeuno. Upon exiting the ship and passing through customs I pass.................her.

Aribeth

Goddamn.......

I'll explane. She isn't hawt because she's a tall leggy elvaan (though it's a plus).... it's her items. My gawd.... her items. Every slot is filled with the win and love I can only hope and dream of having. Fully upgraded sword AND shield, shadow ring and mantle..... she even had that under ground shyt that takes 60 lvl 75's 6-8 hours of hardcore questing and camping to get. Bahamuts's mask.... WHO THE FAWK HAS THIS SHYT?

It actually mad me think, "now, how can Nimbus get wit dat?" But, I QUICKLY came to the realization that there'd be NO way a broke knight like Nim, even with his new RDM hawtness, could get with the most famous tank in Bismark (next to JwP and Winraf).

This made me think of real life. There was this movie with Jack Nicholson where he has this qurky romance with this feminist writer that I saw a while back, but forgot the name cause it wasn't all that great. Anyway,she was upset because men don't seem to want a successful woman, and made it look like we were scared dogs for it ( Femi-nazis FTW ).

True, I was intimadated when Ari passed me by, hell, she may even go for my Refreshing charm, but it's been my experience that women get this sick joy in bragging about the guys that "have the NERVE" to hit on them. Even my god fearing grandma, one of the greatest women to EVER grace this earth with her presence has done this. I can honestly say that every female that I've had any type of meaningful conversation with has done this.

Every

last

one (and if ya a girl, you KNOW you've done this *points at you*)

Well, TBH, we ARE intimadated by a rich or successful woman, however, there's more to it than just losing an attack cause your stunned. Personally, I'd LOVE to have a woman that's 6'8 290 lb's, can bench press me, has the IQ of 160, makes a 6-7 or 8 figure salary, and can out play me in ANY video game. However, that "intimadition" kicks in when I make the realization that this super woman more than likely wants a man that 7'2 330lb's, can bench press HER, has the IQ of 170 and has to many figures to even classify because he OWNS a video game manufactureing company. Therfore, insted of risking that " psh.... how DARE you, what gives you the NERVE to speak to me?" reaction, I just let her pass.

Solution?

I honestly think it should be up to the person that's higher up in the "league" to make the first move. That way, it takes all the pressure and "intimadation" away from they guy/girl too scared to talk to ya.

To Aribeth :

I know my league, and your WAY out of it. Please don't be offended if I just stand there and drool.

If ya want a great Paladin friend, holla at me, untill then, I'll have to let let ya pass.