Nimbus

She was HOW OLD!?!?!?

ARRRRRRGH!

These Children are NASTY! Think about who I am and how freaky I'm is, now imagine someone makin ME blush 

Now imagine this is comming out the mouth of FUCKING KIDS!

I can't hate too much though, I was their age when I started my sexual exploration, but DAYUM, I'm almost old enough to be their dad ><

There was even a chick that pretended to be 13 cause she thought "since I was on gaia, she thought I liked younger girls."

ZOMG!

I thought the sick shyt on the iternet was perpetuated by old perverted men......

Who knew little 12 year old girls where just as perverted.


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The triangle ( Sex and the Sandorian)

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OK, so remember that Mithra that that I "talked" to untill 7 A.M. in the post "sex and cybering #2"

Well.......

That day we partied, we were in KRT before hitting boyhada tree to level and someone killed a gobby, which dropped an onion. I, being the goofy ass dude I am,  lotted on the onion as if it was joyuse.

Devillynn> Dude, why'd you lot on an onion?

Nimbus> I'mma cook, and I LOVE onions!

Devillynn> lmao! OK, I'll remember that.

A couple days later we were both LFP again and we partied up. When she saw me she waved and wanted to trade with me. Courious I accepted the trade.

I rearly show emotion, but when I saw an onion in the trade box, I admit, i got choked up. I was completely joking,  but she remembered. IRL, I'm marrying mepeko for that SAME guesture.

I was moved to say the least.

I wanted to return the guesture, so I asked her on an airship ride to Kazaam. When we got on the ship I offered her a trade. To my suprise we got each other th EXACT same thing , a heart chocolate. IRL, a leaned back in my chair. This was god timing. My heart dropped into my stomic. I later gave her a rose, a Bomb Queen Core (Pulled out of that bitches heart myself!) and a pearl (her birthstone IRL).

We sat, talked, and watched the days roll by in the Jungle.

It was quite romantic.

Nim's quite fond of Devillynn, so much so that I leveled crafting skills to acceptable level, made this from Scratch, and signed it with the terra crystal from Valentines Day 2005 (yes, I've had it for that long).

Special gift (click this!)

I made that with the Heart choclate she gave me. I wish i could have seen her reaction through the screen, but I'm pretty sure tears were involved.

But, with every great romance, comes great drama, but we'll get to that later.......

Nimbus> I have been w8ing for you......

Devillynn> Huh? what are you talking about?

Nimbus> You'll see in my next post ^_^

IRL mithra

bLU bALLS

A little while ago I get a PT invite to go to a ToAU area as my 56 RDM. I'm Down, but I have 1 problem. I'm in jeuno, and my HP is in jeuno, and they're already there. No problem, they send the WHM to come pick me up..... a tall, leggy Elvaan WHM... to .. pick... me... up.

We play Deuling zones for like 2 min.s (I went to port, she wen to lower, I'd go to lower, she'd go to port >< ) untill I decide to stop moving. She saunters up in a read Aketon, and those cute lil WHM daisey dukes, with a light staff on her back (Seriously, one day I'm going to clean out my pic folder so I can take some screenies).

We teleport-mea. (names changed till I find out it's ok to post)

Daisy- ok, You need me to come with you on the boat? Monsters can be scary.

Nim- Nah, lil mama I ain't never scared......

(/tell) Nim- Though, I would be honored to have some cute company ^_^

Daisy- hehehe....... ok^^^

This, my friends, is called an opening. The ice is offically broken, and it's time for nim to stalk his prey. After all, I AM part mithra

We take a romantic boat ride (well, as romantic as you can get with constant fish attacks ><  ) while getting to know each other better.We flirt back and forth like fencers, speaking our intentions, without speaking them.

Nimbus grins rougeshly at Daisy.

Nim- Rule #1- Flirt with the woman that keeps you alive :P

Daisy Smiles warmly at Nimbus

Daisy- Rule #2- Flirt with the man that keeps you Refreshed ^^

Nim- Wow.. I like where this ship is going^^

We're getting along smashingly, and in party she isn't half bad (the tank died once, but that's because his shadows dropped during sickle slash >< ). It takes a talented person to be able to flirt with te RDM while keeping the PT alive.

Nim- So, whatcha doin after this party?

Daisy- You, I hope /grin

And, I'm in, after this party Nim's gonna get some sweet "Cure, Do you need it?" lovin. All we had was one more pull and it's time for nime to let out his inner tiger.

Then... everybody stops. No casting, no swinging, no moving. I say to myself " No.. not R0..... NOT NOW YOU STUPID INTERNETS!"

And then.. I D/C.

Nim- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

How do I get cocked blocked by the internet??? When I finally get back on, the party was over and she logged.

Have ya ever known you were gonna get some, only to get cocked bloked by your parents, drunk friend, boss or one of his/her bitchy jelouse wingmen? This is te same thing, only through cyberspace. To my ISP, these blu balls are for you ><

DAMN YOUZ INTERNETS!