Something I thought I'd share.

Now, I'm not biggest fan of rap, but I have respect for sounds, band for the win. I present to you Weird Al's spoof of Ridin' Dirty, White and Nerdy.

Now selling Voodoo dolls!

Destressing to: Natalie - Goin' Crazy

Holy shit, pardon mon francais. Wonder how much whoever it is spamming worthless links getting paid to post junk. I need a job, maybe they're hiring, orrrrr we can poke Iceshadow with a prickly stick of doom, then pinch his cheeks until they turn red <3. I miss Iceshadow's goodness ; ; . . .

Oh, the dolls . . . Laissez-faire bon temps rouler. Get them while they're hot! I don't practice Voodoo, don't hurt me ; ;! I need to get back to practicing French and maybe pick of Spanish >_> . . . I have a teacher in mind . . .

Hmm.

I like comments, sometimes they make me laugh. This time they bring tears to my eyes in a very good way. Ironically, it was the post bitching about someone posting 26 comments in a previous post. Thanks for the penis enlargement, home loans, porn, and whatever other links were added. So sorry I'm not interested. D:

Useless Information

Birthday Calculator

You were born on a Sunday
under the astrological sign Virgo.
Your Life path number is 9.

Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 3, 6 & 9.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 1 & 5.
You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 7 & 11.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 4, 8 & 22.

Your Native American Zodiac sign is Bear; your plant is Violets.
Yay! I'm a cuddly bear!

Your birth tree is

Pine Tree, the Particularity

Loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly, gives up easily, many disappointments till it finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical.

Bold = wtf.

Useless Personal Information
As of 8/3/2006 1:05:29 AM EDT
You are 19 years old.
You are 240 months old.
You are 1,039 weeks old.
You are 7,277 days old.
You are 174,649 hours old.
You are 10,478,945 minutes old.
You are 628,736,729 seconds old.
There are 28 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 20 candles.

Vic = 6. We get along just fine.
Tree Gerbil = 3. We're silly, the brother I wouldn't mind having ; ;.
Ego = 6. Haha... Only on certain days we get along.
Teh Darkon = 3. Can't be described.
Attention Whore = 9. Whatever.
Twin = 9. We're related by some weird force of nature. No, we're not sisters.

Yep, it's weird, weird is good.

"Hello, I want your attention."

I'm not even going to entertain the 26 comments from a person that's attention deprived. Please take your attention whoring to someone else. Thank you.

Whatever.

Destressing to: Nelly Furtado - Promiscuous

After many weeks of getting annoyed, finally coded my little layout. It's not finished, but it's coming along nicely. I'll smack it on Geocities or something later. Old host has become ad ridden...

After watching this music video late at night and thinking of seeing people that I thought I saw, weren't the people I thought they were. For some reason, it reminds me of those annoying mobile phone ads that get showed back to back along with Girls Gone Wild. You know, send a text message to this number for so and so ringtone, meet singles in your area now, horoscopes, jokes, and so on, may they both burn. Now for someone who doesn't know the meaning of promiscuous to use it in a sentence.